teenwolf:

Can’t wait for the full trailer to be released Monday? Neither can we. Here’s a preview of what’s to come…

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— 1 day ago with 6736 notes
#teen wolf 

skadi-of-the-north:

batchix:

I… uh… I don’t remember what i was doing.

…but I know what I’ll be doing later…

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— 2 days ago with 25275 notes

oneandtwotogether:

ponywithafez:

lady-digby-chicken-caesar:

stepharooni:

superboyfriends:

ethelindi:

Everyone probably knew this was coming.

#i legit CRY at this commercial #it actually makes me CRY #boom-dee-ada-boom-dee-ada #i just love the fucking world okay? #sobbing now

I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THIS COMMERCIAL

I was just thinking about these commercials and how I wanted one on my tumblr, and now here it is!

Awkward confession time: whenever I feel like the world is shit and I can’t keep dealing with it, I watch this and/or read about cool science things to remind me that it’s not all bad. 

For all of you having bad days

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— 2 days ago with 62732 notes
witchlygen:

4acesdave:

saltedweenie:

birdycreatures:

headlikeanorange:

A golden eagle (Earth Unplugged - BBC Earth)


That bird went from majestic creature to seduction master in 3 seconds

i stand for FREEDOM of everything
including you from your pants

Apparently having bird feels.

witchlygen:

4acesdave:

saltedweenie:

birdycreatures:

headlikeanorange:

A golden eagle (Earth Unplugged - BBC Earth)

That bird went from majestic creature to seduction master in 3 seconds

i stand for FREEDOM of everything

including you from your pants

Apparently having bird feels.

(via mydearsourwolf)

— 2 days ago with 29968 notes

hit-an-alltimelow:

sucha-retardis:

what’s the best thing about living in switzerland

well the flag is a big plus

(via hellotailor)

— 2 days ago with 85369 notes
hellonik:

spermat0zoon:

joshuwaa:

the-girl-who-laughed:


A well-tailored tux is to women what lingerie is to men.

Amen.

But a man in lingerie though, js.

A man wearing lingerie under a well-tailored tux though.

welcome to tumblr.

hellonik:

spermat0zoon:

joshuwaa:

the-girl-who-laughed:

A well-tailored tux is to women what lingerie is to men.

Amen.

But a man in lingerie though, js.

A man wearing lingerie under a well-tailored tux though.

welcome to tumblr.

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— 2 days ago with 119049 notes
How Do I Politely Find Out Whether My Brother’s Awe-Inspiring Penis Is Proof Of My Mom’s Infidelity?

thatbadadvice:

Dear Prudence, 16 May 2013:

Dear Prudence,
I am the middle of three boys and we are all in our 20s. Our parents separated shortly after my younger brother was born and eventually they went through a bitter divorce. Recently, my father, brothers, and I went to a camping-style family wedding together. The facilities were spartan and we all ended up in a communal shower. I’m sure this was the first time all four of us were naked together, and it was certainly the first time I’d seen my younger brother naked since he was little. In the shower, there was a definite “one of these things is not like the other” moment. While my older brother, dad, and myself have fairly similar, if modest, endowments, my younger brother’s male parts were noticeably different (and “better”) than ours in almost every way possible: size, shape, even complexion (!). It was like seeing a great white whale breaching alongside dolphins. None of us look strikingly like our parents, but we are clearly brothers, except for this newly discovered alien appendage on my younger brother. At the reception, my older brother brought this up to me immediately, and we worked out the theory that mom had an affair that gave rise to my baby brother, and his decidedly different genitalia, and the divorce. I don’t think full brothers could have such variation, and the fact that my younger brother’s package is a definite upgrade plays into the theory that maybe mom was shopping around for a better deal. We’d really like to get to the bottom of this, but we’re not sure how to broach this already difficult topic with either parent when our only evidence consists of this sensitive observation.

—No Ahab

Dear No Ahab,

Your younger brother’s giant, beautiful penis, which you had no choice but to stare at and later discuss at length (YSWIDT?) with your sibling over chicken marsala at the celebration of a couple’s lifelong partnership, is nigh irrefutable proof that your mom cheated on your father, because let’s be real, what woman wouldn’t love a big, pink schlong more than she values marriage?

The most important thing you can do in your life right now is try to solve the mystery of where your brother got his prodigious and sublime dick. Imagine how well you’ll sleep knowing that your brother’s magnificent, tremendous member is the result of infidelity, and not a random happenstance of genetics. 

Parents long to be asked about the circumstances of bitter divorces, all the more so when it involves ascertaining the size and shape of genitalia. The happiest families are those which are unafraid to talk about the hard stuff. Like, for example, your brother’s dick, which is so gorgeous.

Don’t try to get to the bottom of this situation. Get to the tip of it.

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— 2 days ago with 29 notes

bicentral:

Thought you guys might appreciate some hot guys in kilts. I don’t own any of these images.

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— 3 days ago with 12147 notes
#HELL YEAH  #nsfw ish 

devildoll:

thestarlighthotel:

Dotwork sleeves, chest, and back | Nazareno Tubaro

I know I’ve posted some photos of this before, but it’s too freaking gorgeous to not post again.

oh hey that tattooed dude i’d like to fuck is on my dash again

— 3 days ago with 12453 notes
#tattoos 
hellotailor:

morgan-leigh:

eleveninches:

hellotailor:

eleveninches:

i don’t know why this is so hilarious.

probably because this is a picture of Coob, ready and waiting to plan Arthur’s wedding for him, but Arthur has better things to do, like listen to Jay-Z with Eames while browsing Metafilter in his underwear.

cobb is furious arthur’s late for the cake tasting.

if anybody needs me i will be sitting in the corner crying about this post

never 4get inception fandom

hellotailor:

morgan-leigh:

eleveninches:

hellotailor:

eleveninches:

i don’t know why this is so hilarious.

probably because this is a picture of Coob, ready and waiting to plan Arthur’s wedding for him, but Arthur has better things to do, like listen to Jay-Z with Eames while browsing Metafilter in his underwear.

cobb is furious arthur’s late for the cake tasting.

if anybody needs me i will be sitting in the corner crying about this post

never 4get inception fandom

— 4 days ago with 98525 notes

leupagus:

Almost Human S1 First Look Trailer

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

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— 5 days ago with 2947 notes
#mmm yes pls 
rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species. 

punks almost dead

rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead

(Source: sinyasiki, via hellotailor)

— 1 week ago with 160133 notes